This is an email received several times from readers and friends. Time to share with all my readers.
My wife asked me the other day,
"At your age, what would you prefer to get
-- Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Crown Royal,
than to forget where you keep the bottle."
Note: Crown Royal is only consumed for medicinal purposes.